Welcome to Weenies in Bikinis!

I would like to welcome you to this horribly done website! To be fairly honest, I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing with any with any of this, but I had an idea and I'm just drunk enough at the moment to buy this website!

Questions? Let me answer them for you!

• "What exactly is this site for?": I had a half baked idea I told a few people about and they seemed to like it. So a few mugs of 'poor man's Irish coffee' later, and here we are!
• "What is your idea?": I think the website name takes care of that question really...
• "When do you expect your idea to come around to the site?": Fuck if I know really. I'm pretty damn lazy so... awhile from now.
• "Why does this site look like shit?": To be honest it's full on amateur hour over here. Don't get your hopes up that this will look good in any way.